Wednesday, February 27, 2013

This is my lifffeeee

I have been in the worst of funks the past few weeks. Sick husband, sick kids, sick mama! I was too busy taking care of everyone else to get any rest and take care of myself... Such is life when your a mom. Not complaining.. it just took me a little longer to get back to 100%.

Now that I am feeling much better.. And not consumed with caring for a man child and two babies.. I am attempting to get back into routine. Except.. I don't have a routine. Yes, I know routine is very important for children. Do my kids have a routine, nope. Bed time? Nap time? Nope. Nothin.

My goal this week is to figure out a routine that works for us and start the adjustment of enforcing it. This should be interesting!

My two year old, Audrey, it the most stubborn child I have ever met. She has quite the personality. Yesterday she got in trouble. I fussed a her and she threw her little hands up and said "this it twazy!" And ran to her room and slammed the door! Yes, I said she is two, not fourteen! As if that wasn't bad enough.. She opens the door and yells "this is my life!". I couldn't help but bust out laughing. What does that even mean, and where did she hear it?
Ill never have to worry about her letting people walk all over her, she is too much like her mama already- tells you what she thinks. And she's such a diva!

Thursday, February 7, 2013


I feel like a fat lazy turd today. It's 10:30 and I'm still in my Jammies watching jake and the never land pirates. I did do my fAB workout and fix breakfast so far but still.......

I was so excited Tuesday because I put on my new workout clothes and decided to go to the park with my mom and kids. I had it in my head that I was going to run around the lake while mom walked with the kids. This was going to be my first attempt at running since highschool track. So I started running.. And I started peeing! Haha just a little tinkle, I decided I better stop before I wet my pants! Thank you two big beautiful babies I birthed! So I guess I will be buying some poise pads before I try again. So sad. 25 years old and no bladder control.
At least I looked cute in my spandex!

Speaking of those big beautiful babies, my oldest (Audrey) is fully potty trained! Praise The Lord!! It's been a long time coming and I am so proud of her. She is even keeping a dry pull up over night! So she is having a "potty princess party" at cherry berry very soon. -fun fact about me, I can turn anything into a party-

Update- it really was a Turdsday! I did horrible with my eating. So bad that I ate something I NEVER eat. McDonald's. I only ate fries and a coke but how gross! I worked until 8:30 so we had sake for dinner, I ate every bite of my hibachi steak and half my fried rice. I just decided eating clean/no cheating could kiss it for the day. I even had a glass of wine before bed.